I know why the world is ending in 2012…
… To rid us of hideous motif’s such as this one:

Seriousley, was this designed in The Klaxons’ basement? I’m picturing it now… daubed in early 90’s decor.
This is a nice article though:
http://thecleaver.blogspot.com/2007/11/2012-rebooting-planet.html